because babies dont have object permanence
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Cecil when he is forced to attend another intern’s funeral
I cannot even handle Faygo.com right now.
I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS SHIT. AND THE SITE ITSELF IS EVEN BETTER. THERE IS A FAYGO RAP FOR CRYING FUCKSAKE
You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks
a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground
man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions
Another japanese puzzle game about murder
boy who cant swim runs away from the circus to go to summer camp
some moron decides that it’s a good idea to go look for his dead wife in a shitty abandoned town
he meets some fat smelly asshole, a brat, an emo teen and a hooker there
the highlight of his adventures is him putting his arm in the toilet and yelling at people for eating pizza
you spend most of your time talking to people and driving a tank around planets
the entire game is stupid fucking fetch quests for sad people using your flute and you’re on a time limit the entire time and if you fuck up you lose everything
a bunch of dirty criminals fail at a variety of heists multiple times
you walk around the middle of fucking nowhere destroying big bunches of rocks and fur because apparently that’s how you wake up your alleged girlfriend.
one giant fucking escort missions with creepy two time traveling twins stalking you and constantly asking you questions about their time-space fuckery that no one could ever comprehend without flipping their shit once.